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Thursday 3 March 2016
Psychiatric hospitals filling up with time travellers sent back to kill Donald Trump
Psychiatric facilities across the United States are
at breaking point after the number of people claiming to be sent from
the future to stop Donald Trump reached epidemic proportions.
New research has shown that every ten minutes someone
claiming to the from the future sent back to save humanity is admitted
to a hospital somewhere in the US.
Dr Simon Williams told us, “We’re struggling to cope to be
honest. We’re constantly booking people in who’ve been arrested before
telling police they are on a secret mission from the future, and have to
save the world.
“It used to be ‘I’m Napoleon’ – but not any more.
“To say you’ve been sent from the future to stop Donald
Trump is a very unusual psychological delusion, especially to be
suffered by so many people, with such a similar stated aim.
“They all say the same thing, they come from a future of
riots, war, famine, the collapse of civilised society, and then being
sent back to ‘make it all right’.
“I mean, it’s almost like they’re telling the truth and for
some unknown reason the future is getting increasingly desperate to stop
the rise of Donald Trump and the end of the world he will inevitably
bring about.
“He can’t be that bad, can he?”